inventions

I have often thought about certain things I would invent if I had any talent in inventing. But no, all I have is this rusty imagination, and no skill in working with metal or glass. So I will lay out my plans here, into this blog which no one reads, and hope that someday some scientist will come and honor these thoughts with design.

My first invention would be a deskunkulator. The deskunkulator will be installed into all cars that will be sold in areas with a heavy skunk population. The purpose of the deskunkulator will be to eliminate the foul odor that enters the vehicle when passing through a roadway scented a la skunk, which will no doubt greatly please the occupants of the vehicle who would otherwise be forced to either a.) inhale or b.) hold their breath until they reach another town.

My second invention would be a window that can be installed in a mother-to-be's stomach, so that she might see in on the progress of her developing child. It would have a blind that could come down if the child within wanted to catch some Z's without having the world spying on him.

I am going to get Katie R. She is asleep in my bed. And we are going to eat pizza and say hi to a fine fellow called Omar. 

Farwell.