oh my god, shoes.

Shoes are horrible. They suffocate our feet. They get lost under the bed. They require mates. They are expensive. If it weren't for the filth of the ground and little rocks I would never wear them. Even flip flops, the stupidest and flimsiest member of the footwear family, leave us with dirty soles. It's stupid. And don't get me started on Crocs, the fugliest shoe in the universe.

But women's shoes in specific are the worst of all worsts. Pain. Torture. Blisters. Aches. I don't care how beautiful they are. If I can't walk in it without looking like a clown, or killing myself, then I won't wear it.

Okay so I'm going to go and walk around barefoot or something.